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Now how much would you pay ?
- You get to join a fun Internet Death Cult with outstanding quality.
- You get a handsome logo on your website.
- You get brainwashed by only the finest, Swedish trained brainwashers from Zanabar.
- No more sore throat from chanting "ahhm yoh ho rengyay kyo" over and over again.
- Say goodbye to No-Doze filled nights reading some manifesto from hell.
- No more marking your calendar up with final dates that never seem to come.
- Fully-functioning.
- Self-starting.
- Turnkey opportunity.
- Requires no assembly.
- No batteries to wear out.
- No sharpening.
- Absolutely no maintenance.
- Grass roots approach to Internet Death Cults letting nature choose the time and place.
- Expanding family values in a fun and entertaining way.
- Minors can join.
- The elderly are welcome.
- Painless, odorless and colourless.
- And, at the end of your life, if you are not completely satisfied you are ensured a 100% money back guarantee.
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